Canterbury Tales Re-Mix
Geoffrey Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales is about a group of 14th century pilgrims from all walks of life who travel together for several days on their way to a shrine in Canterbury. They entertain each other on this journey by telling stories. The person who tells the most entertaining story wins dinner at the local tavern, courtesy of the other story-telling pilgrims
Your task for this project is to create (as a class) a contemporary version of The Canterbury Tales. This means thinking of a fictional scenario in which a group of diverse people find themselves traveling together for several days toward a common destination. It also means deciding on a theme for the competitive story-telling element, and creating your own character and rhyming story. As in the original contest, whoever tells the most entertaining story wins dinner.
Here is my example. Let's vote on which setting we want before Monday, so that we may begin this project. You must cast your vote by class time on Monday -- if you don't we'll take the majority of those who voted at that time. Be detailed and specific in your proposal and make sure it is very clear. Include the destination, mode of transport (horses, Segways, vespas, foot, etc.), narrator (host), story-telling theme (*this is most important*), and a sampling of characters.
Destination: Chuck and Cindy’s wedding, San Diego, California.
Mode of transport: A Greyhound bus departing from West Virginia
Narrator: The bus driver (Hank)
Story-telling Theme: Each person on the bus will be giving a toast at the reception. These toasts will serve as our “stories”. They will, 1) explain how your character knows either the bride or groom, and 2) be written in rhyme (like the original tales). They should also aim to be clever and entertaining, as those are among the criteria the judges will use to determine who wins the free dinner. **Please see notes on appropriate content.
Additional Project Details:
1.We decided we will dress in character on the judging day. How well your costume captures the personality of your character will be one of the judging categories as well as a grading component.
2.We will read our toasts aloud to a small audience. The judges, of course, will be in the audience. Whether other students will be welcome to attend will be up to you. As a class, we will decide on the best venue for the toasts. The atrium, caf, the stage, or room 202 are all options.
3.Each of us will choose one judge for the panel. The judges need to be teachers or trusted students, and should be familiar with the original Canterbury Tales. The judges will receive typed anonymous copies of each toast ahead of time, and will attend the live performance.
4.In case of a tie, the winner will be decided by a rap battle between characters. (I’m only half serious about this one, but as a group, we should think about how to handle a tie.)
5.Let's decide on a prize
Points, Due Dates, etc:
Nominate Judges: Monday, November, 1
Confirm Judges: Tuesday, November 2
Rough Draft of Tale: DUE Thursday, November 4 (40 pts)
Final Draft of Tale: DUE Tuesday, November 9 (50 pts)
Dress Rehearsal: Monday, November 8 (10 points)
Performance: Thursday, November 11 (100)
Total Points for Project: 200
Judging and Grading Criteria:
Your tale must include the following:
Creation of a Vivid and Interesting (original) Character: 5
Rhyme, Rhythm, Meter: 5
Must be iambic pentameter and rhyming couplets or rhyme royal
Explanation of Relationship to host: 5
Format (for basic tale—see attached): 5
Grammar, Mechanics, must be 50 lines (prologue and tale): 10
Costume: 5
Performance, Delivery: 5
Must perform in the voice of your character and maintain your persona
Time limit: 5
Must be 3 minutes, but under 4 minutes. For every 10 seconds after 4 minutes points will be deducted.
Judges’ Average Score: 5
Total Points for Final Draft: 50
Notes on Taste and Appropriateness:
While humor, wit, and social satire are encouraged in this project, it is important to respect the boundaries of appropriate and tasteful content. We want to entertain our audience, not offend them. Good social satire is delicate: we want to illuminate the quirks and flaws of our characters, but we also want to avoid stereotyping or culturally insensitive humor.
Not appropriate:
1. excessive alcohol references
2. drug references
3. sexual references
4. swearing
5. any comments that are derogatory or could be offensive to members of racial, cultural, religious, sexual orientation, or gender groups.
** If you are having a hard time determining whether something is appropriate, ask yourself whether you would say it in front of your grandmother.
Just as an example: This would be how your would write your toast.
Before You Begin
Start off by writing down thoughts freely about the bride and groom and your relationship to them.
1.How do you know them?
2.Why did they choose you to make this toast?
3.How would you describe each of them? What are the first five adjectives that come to mind?
4.What was the groom like before he met the bride? How has he changed knowing her? (Reverse this, obviously, if you are acquainted with the bride)
5.How did they meet? How did the groom tell you about her? (Or how did the bride tell you about him?)
6.If you are married, you may wish to think about marriage advice you've received or have learned.
7.Are there any particularly amusing anecdotes that illustrate who the bride and/or groom is?
Beginning
Start off by introducing yourself, as not everyone in the room will know who you are. You might say "Excuse me everyone, if I could have your attention for a moment. I'd like to take a few moments to say a few words about our bride and groom. I'm_______, _______'s longtime good friend (or brother, cousin, etc.)" *This might also be an opportunity for you to say something about your journey.
Middle
Tell a funny story about the bride and/or groom, give your thoughts on love and marriage, tell the story of how they met, or talk about how you've seen them change through their relationship. Give interesting details. At all costs, avoid ex-girlfriend/boyfriend stories and keep it rated PG for kids and grandmothers in the room.
Closing
It's often good to wrap up your toast with a wish, traditional toast, or blessing for the bride and groom. Raise your glass with a resounding congratulations, cheers, l'chaim, prost, or salud, and don't forget to drink to your own toast.
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ReplyDeleteI vote for the lunatic asylum theme, as described by Cas in class. I think it's safe to assume that as I am the only one who has voted (therefore I hold the majority vote), we shall be doing the lunatic asylum.
ReplyDeleteI say the wedding or lunatic asylum.
ReplyDeleteIdea: Steampunk Queens Ball in 1800's england.
ReplyDeleteAll of these charaters are here to receive some sort of award from the queen or related to someone who is.
Charaters:
The mad inventor-Badly dressed, bad taste, brillant.
The Butler-Polite, refined, knows where the skeletons are buried
The Rich Noble-Old, impolite, and (oh wait he can't be crazy hes rich) ecetric.
The rich nobles son-Father/son relatsionship. We know how wonderful those go.
The Corpsman- Not used to high scoscity, unsure what to expect, brave.
The comander-Knows what to expect, trying to keep the corpsman from emberising himself.
Clearly this is the best idea. I vote for this.
(I'm humble to)
i'd take the funny farm over a wedding, but i don't love either of them,
ReplyDeleteI don't really think that wedding toasts are good idea. I like the idea of a a bunch of different people going to Chuck and Cindy's weeding, but I don't like the idea of having each character say a toast about their friendship with Chuck and Cindy.
ReplyDeleteI think that it would be a better idea if each character just told a story on the way there, because the television broke on the bus, and they are just telling stories to entertain themselves. The stories don't even have to relate to the wedding, just relate the story teller's personality.
That said I, I think that it would be fun to write about an emergency room with a fairly long line. Each person in the emergency room can tell a story to pass the time.
I think we should still be doing under the sea with FISH.
ReplyDeletedestination: To escape the fish tank
mode of transport: waiting for the tank to get dirty so the owner will take us out and put us into bags so he can clean it. This is our chance to escape out the window!
narrator: all the fish tell their own tales
stories: Talk of how we all came to the fish tank and what our life was like in the ocean beforehand (We could even include regrets and if we were changed by this experience)
I like the asylum idea too so I wouldn't care which we did.
ReplyDeletei really like the wedding idea but the asylum sounds interesting too
ReplyDeleteI must say the steampunk idea sounds interesting but I would much rather do the asylum or fish idea.
ReplyDeleteAll the ideas seem interesting, but I think I'll vote for the fish.
ReplyDeleteI'll vote for the fish or the wedding idea. Although, all the ideas seem very interesting, so any of them would be fun to do.
ReplyDeleteSo I feel awful about not posting yet, but I will and ENTIRELY elaborate on the Insane Asylum idea. After a bomb threat, the psychiatric wing of the hospital is piled into one bus and evacuated to a safe house. On the way, the bus driver suggests they play a game to pass the time: a story-telling game reminiscent of the Canterbury tales. The characters on the bus include the corrupt warden of the hospital, out only for greed, the criminal who got himself checked into the asylum to avoid jail time, the janitor who knows everything about all the patients, and the truly insane inmate, among others.
ReplyDeleteI like the wedding idea. But I agree with Steve that the toasts might not be the best way to do it. Because there are so many other aspects to weddings. For example, a little excited/nervous flower girl won't be saying any toasts...
ReplyDeleteI feel like the fish idea is too much like Finding Nemo and the stories would all be very similar.
I like the wedding idea, but I agree with Ellen and Steve that the toasts might not work. I do think that we need something more structured than the fish and that the asylum might be too challenging. Maybe I just don't UNDERSTAND the fish idea...could someone possibly elaborate? It sounds far too much like Finding Nemo, as someone I believe mentioned.
ReplyDeleteSo....wedding idea?
Yep. That's my choice...
I think.
Idea:
ReplyDeleteI like the idea of going to a wedding, and I agree with Steve that they stories should not necessarily be wedding toasts, but rather background stories of the characters. I think an airplane is a great setting for a story, because it provides a sense of anticipation and excitement (slightly more so than a greyhound bus, anyway)
I vote for the asylum idea. No matter what idea we end up doing I think that there should be no topic restrictions on the tales (weeding toasts).
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry about the lateness of the post, I was unable to get on last night.
I vote for lucy's fish idea.
ReplyDeleteI like either the hospital or insane asylum idea. These both have very good opportunities for many different characters in many different situations.
ReplyDeleteI know it's too late, but I as well liked the insane asylum idea.
ReplyDeletei know its really really too late...but i like the fish, even though they are too immature for matt
ReplyDeleteand i agree with graham
ReplyDeletei just read Cas' post...I kind of like the Ayslum idea too.
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